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When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that you?'
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So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook.
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I soon found that wit, like every other power, has its boundaries; that its success depends upon the aptitude of others to receive impressions; and that as some bodies, indissoluble by heat, can set the furnace and crucible at defiance, there are min
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
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Wit must be foiled by wit: cut a diamond with a diamond.
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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
William Hazlitt
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Moral sentences appear ostentatious and tumid, when they have no greater occasions than the journey of a wit to his home town: yet such pleasures and such pains make up the general mass of life; and as nothing is little to him that feels it with gre
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Moral sentences appear ostentatious and tumid, when they have no greater occasions than the journey of a wit to his home town: yet such pleasures and such pains make up the general mass of life; and as nothing is little to him that feels it with gre
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in themselves. A man must have a good share of wit himself to endure a great share of it in another.
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The well of true wit is truth itself
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred ni...s wit me all reppin taylor gang.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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