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Food Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Food Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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We waited until we perfected the dog food, and then we worked on the cat food. Even though it's not going through the roof the way the dog food is, I think it will catch on eventually.
Dick Van Patten
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
Unknown
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Evanger's Dog and Cat food company has released a line of kosher food for pets. In this case kosher means that all of the food has been blessed by a rabbit.
Seth Meyers
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Nobody believed the 'Food Network' could last. Even I was short sighted and thought to myself, 24 hours of food on TV? They'll run out of things to talk about in four days! But that wasn't true. 'Food Network' continues to get better and evolve.
Bobby Flay
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In terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, I'm your man.
Bill Gates
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In terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, I'm your man.
Bill Gates
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Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to buy food.
Frank A Clark
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Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to buy food.
Frank A Clark
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f*cking lactose intolerance?!
Chris Rock
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When poets write about food it is usually celebratory. Food as the thing-in-itself, but also the thoughtful preparation of meals, the serving of meals, meals communally shared: a sense of the sacred in the profane.
Joyce Carol Oates
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