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I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.
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I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes.
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I'm not sure how people get eaten by sharks...I mean how do you not hear the music?
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There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fu..ing effort. There is a difference.
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If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.
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FACEBOOK: Wasting lives and causing drama since 2004.
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Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo.
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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey
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I hope you enjoy Boss's Day by doing as little work as I do.
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Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
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I'm sorry that your cats don't understand what Mother's Day is.
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Father's Day reminds me how much I love my mother.
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