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Funny Baby Mamma Quotes & Sayings
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers
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Haters: Were you dropped as a baby? Me: Yeah, Into a pool of s..y.
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Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots.
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I said ooo... ooo... oooo... ooooooo. Do Me Baby, Do Me Baby, give it to me. Do Me Baby, I want you now.
Melissa Morgan
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Get you goin' like ooh baby baby, ooh baby baby. Ooh baby baby, ooh baby.
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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"
Stephen Wright
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Baby you light up my world like nobody else I whisper as I turn my laptop brightness up.
Unknown
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If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
Jimmy Reed
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hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
Carlos Banks
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
Henry Youngman
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Just dropped my last baby at a play date now I'm driving 1 hr to take my dog to school. Not funny something wrong with this picture.
Brooke Burke
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There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
Irena Chalmers
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Dear Mamma, you will always and forever be the first woman I have ever loved this much. Happy Mothers day.
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If you were born in 1999, you are not a 90s baby. This new generation is confused. 90s baby means you grew up and remember the 90s...
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Stay right here where the lovin is strong. Baby please don't go. Stay right here where your needed the most baby. Don't Make me cry baby.
Melanie Fiona
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Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
David Ogilvy
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
Robert Orben
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