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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.
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Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
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It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
Jennifer Connelly
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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All diseases run into one, old age.
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