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Funny Beer P Quotes & Sayings
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I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
Samuel L Jackson
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It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
Graham Coxon
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Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fu..ed around for a while, so now I dont drink any more. Drinking is shitty for me, I dont know how to compose myself I dont know how to drink like a gentleman. When I drink, I get crazy. I have never had a beer because I like the taste of beer. I always had a beer to get fu..ed up.
Shia Labeouf
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass
Craig Ferguson
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The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you.
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Gerard Way
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Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education.
Thomas Hughes
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For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.
Xenophon
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Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.
Unknown
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer
Frank Zappa
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Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.
Felix Sabates
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People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Unknown
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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If beer, coffee, or a nap can't cure it, you've got a serious problem.
Unknown
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Beer Googles: Searching for stuff on the Internet...when you're drunk.
Unknown
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I miss you like my hand misses a beer.
Unknown
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They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.
Unknown
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Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education.
Thomas J Watson Sr
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We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.
Zakk Wylde
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