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I like the big ups. I'm into the big ups.
Juice Newton
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Life is like a seesaw, it has its ups and its downs, but your perception and how you take those ups and downs will determine how you will react to them.
Collin Mitchell
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Steven Wright
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This double burden of disease is rapidly putting a serious brake on the development efforts of many countries.
Gro Harlem Brundtland
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We became friends as we became a band. Our friendship evolved as the band evolved. It had its ups and downs, but it was mostly ups for the four of us. We got along well almost all of the time. Hey! We liked each other and we still do.
Dave Blood
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Life is full of ups and downs. The trick is to enjoy the ups and have courage during the downs
Carson Kolhoff
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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Man's great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or brake, to mask or block a thought, or all thought, when he wants to.
Paul Valery
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When you forgive and still hold a grudge, it's like driving forward with your foot on the brake.
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In the decline of the day, near Kentucky river, as we ascended the brow of a small hill, a number of Indians rushed out of a thick cane-brake upon us, and made us prisoners.
Daniel Boone
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Driving with one foot on the accelerator and the other on the brake is likely to get you nowhere, but certainly will burn out vital parts of your car. Similarly, cutting taxes on the middle class, but increasing them on the 'rich' is likely to result in an economic burnout.
Terry Savage
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Man's great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or brake, to mask or block a thought, or all thought, when he wants to
Paul Valery
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Low self esteem is like a hand brake, preventing your forward movement in life and deprives you of your natural talent.
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Today I say I'm done with this pain..with you. Letting you get the best of me, letting you control my feelings and letting you brake me down but when I see you all that goes away and I would do anything just for you to say I'm sorry will you give me another chance... For you to hold me in your arms and say be mine forever please. But in reality I know that day will never come and that's more pain then I've ever felt...
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Real confidence comes from knowing and accepting yourself. Consult your conscience, NOT popular opinion. The conscience is a brake, NOT a guide. Never go against your conscience. It knows.
Bernajoy Vaal
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Even though we have our ups and downs, I still want you around.
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Even though we have our ups and downs I still am in love with you...
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