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Funny Breakup Statusesing Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I never gave up my dream of winning a gold medal in the Olympics.
Dan O'Brien
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Sundays are a good day of reflection, allowing me to realize I didn't actually fall in love 42 times this weekend, I was just drunk.
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Why did I allow myself to be bored ever in the past and to compensate for it got high or drunk or rages or all the tricks people have because they want anything but serene understanding of just what there is, which is after all so much.
Jack Kerouac
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I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.
Max Von Sydow
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.
Lyndon B Johnson
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I have a really good time some nights, but then I push it over the edge and ruin my boyfriend's night. I'm an ugly d..khead drunk, I really am.
Amy Winehouse
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How much for that bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I'll have to call a cab.
Wiz Khalifa
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
Unknown
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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If you can go days without talking to me, I'm obviously not that important to you.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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I had never gone away from you, its just that other people came closer to you and you couldn't see me in that crowd i was still there.
Unknown
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Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
Unknown
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I didn't realize how much I loved him until he was standing there and he wasn't mine any more.
Laura Esparza
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Just because I let you go doesn't mean I wanted to.
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The pain experienced during a breakup is as individual as the millions of people who go through it.
Tigress Luv
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EX means: thanks for the EXperience.our time has EXpired..now EXit my life.
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Sometimes all you have to do is erase the messages, delete the numbers and move on.
Yaksh Manuja
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You thought you were better off without me, then realized you you were better off with me. But I've made a decision to be better off without you. And I hope it kills you to see me happier than I've ever been.
Unknown
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Im done talking since you're not listening, continue to hang out with them nothing a.. bi...es, then!
Unknown
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