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Funny Broke Up Quotes & Sayings
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.
Jack Handy
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Going broke... no sir!
Big Sean
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I miss you baby I'm sorry we broke up.
Unknown
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I broke my own heart.
Keri Hilson
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Being broke is childish and I'm quite grown.
Jay Z
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Spencer broke up with me.
Brody Jenner
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Being broke is childish and I'm quite grown.
Jay-Z
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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To be famous and broke is hard.
David Spade
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We came together, fell apart and broke each other's hearts.
Alan Jackson
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You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke.
P J O'Rourke
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I've always found it very sanitary to be broke.
Orson Welles
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I've always thought if it's not broke, why fix it?
Tim Hardaway
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Hating someone for dating your ex when YOU were the one who broke up with them is really immature.
Unknown
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