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Funny Broke Up Quotes & Sayings
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Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke...broke people stay broke by living like they're rich.
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Oooooh this shirt looks good! *Checks price tag* 'Never mind...'
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It's an unfortunate situation. After such a great play I felt like I got hit late, no flag, broke my hand. That's it. That's pretty much been the story for the past three weeks, and obviously at some point something catastrophic was going to happen, and I broke my hand.
Michael Vick
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My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver.
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Harry S. Truman was broke and out of work at the age of 38. At the age of 45 he was the most powerful leader in the world.
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Money doesn't buy happiness....But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari than on my bike.
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You see, the way my bank account is set up...
Kevin Hart
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Texting while driving: YOLO Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO bi...es crazy: FOSHO Run n!gga run: POPO
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I was a broke student whose car broke down every day who could barely afford to eat and was trying to make money for tuition and, therefore, was doing the odd commercial here and there. So, now I just try very hard to keep my feet planted on the ground. I keep reminding myself that any day now I could go back to that broken-down car and my university life.
Evangeline Lilly
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Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I ain't sayin' she's a golddigger but she ain't messin' with no broke ni....
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A REAL girlfriend gon love you while you're broke. a HOE gon love you until you're broke.
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So much to write and say, yo I don't know where to start. So I'll begin with the basics and flow from the heart. I know you think my life is good cause my diamond piece but my life been good since I started finding peace. I shouldn't even be smiling, I should be angry and depressed. I been rich longer than I been broke, I confess I started out broke, got rich, lost paper then made it back. Like Trump being up down up, play with cash.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I use to be the girl who would smile at everything and everyone. I use to not care how I looked. That was until you walked into my life. I use to think you loved me but, then you took me and broke me. Now I cry myself to sleep every night and that smile is now just a mask I use to cover up the pain. Now I care how I look every single day. You broke me and I know you dont care.
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You not only broke my heart, you broke my expectations of how love is suppose to be.
Rashida Rowe
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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