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Funny Broke Up Quotes & Sayings
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Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light - you'll go broke.
Chuck Jones
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I saw how, when my brother smoked reefer, it made my mother cry. He was 16 at the time. And I saw that she broke down and cried. I never wanted to hurt my mother, so I kept away from drugs.
Ving Rhames
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Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you dont have a plan.
Unknown
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Usually with this genre the first thing that happens is a good fight sequence to show that you're in good hands. So we broke that rule. I think a lot of that comes from the western audience.
Ang Lee
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And the homie you really thought was the realest a snitch, I'm the person you call when you tryin to get out a ditch, Yeah I'm talkin to you, wear the shoe if it fits, The broke people that know you, gon' say you changed when your rich.
Chamillionaire
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There's no question that Stalin broke the agreements made at Yalta completely about elections that were supposed to be held immediately in Poland, and Eastern Europe was plunged into slavery as a consequence.
Mark Shields
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The state of Texas is where I'm from. Yeah, I'm a cowboy so when I ride I wear my gun. So run if you hear the glock noise, or get shot down and stomped till ya all broke up like the Hot Boyz.
Short Dawg
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Nature, to each allots his proper Sphere, But, that forsaken, we like Comets err: Toss'd thro' the Void, by some rude Shock we're broke, And all our boasted Fire is lost in Smoke
William Congreve
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The state of Texas is where I'm from. Yeah, I'm a cowboy so when I ride I wear my gun. So run if you hear the glock noise, or get shot down and stomped till ya all broke up like the Hot Boyz.
Short Dawg
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You tellin me, I try to act broke, jealousy the number one killer among black folk, fellas be under some type of spell like crack smoke, ghetto cinderellas lead em right to ya stack, loc.
MF Doom
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It's hard now to imagine that kind of travel and the daily tasks they simply took for granted. If a wagon axle broke, you had to stop and carve a new one. To cross a river, you sometimes had to build a raft.
James Houston
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And suddenly, like light in darkness, the real truth broke in upon me; the simple fact of Man, which I had forgotten, which had lain deep buried and out of sight; the idea of community, of unity.
Ernst Toller
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I've done my time in being broke in Indonesia. Eating Goat soup. Australia's a developed country, you've got a lot of taxes, rents are high and its quite difficult to survive as an artist especially when you are just coming up.
Andrew Jack
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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Behind every untrusting gal is a boy who lied, cheated, and broke his promise to her.
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I wish you could see what you mean to me. All the tears that fell from my face. All the nights I stayed awake. All the scars I have. Everything you did broke me in every way. Why can't you see what you've done to me...?
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"I seem to remember telling you both that I would have to expel you if you broke any more school rules," said Dumbledore. Ron opened his mouth in horror. Which goes to show that the best of us must sometimes eat our words.
Albus Dumbledore
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No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, youll never get through it without your friends.
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Lets enjoy a new relationship and forget the memories that broke the heart. A heart wont heal by itself. Glue it together by putting your arms around me.
Unknown
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