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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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After learning the language and culture of the Chinese people, these Jesuits began to establish contacts with the young intellectuals of the country.
Hu Shih
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People who share the same language, French or Chinese or whatever, have the same vocal cords and emit sounds which are basically the same, as they come from the same throats and lungs.
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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The Chinese seemed to be mourning Mao in a heartfelt fashion. But I wondered how many of their tears were genuine. People had practiced acting to such a degree that they confused it with their true feelings.
Jung Chang
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Chinese buildings are like American buildings, with big footprints. People don't care about daylight or fresh air.
Helmut Jahn
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You don't know what the Chinese expect in the way of beauty. The presentation is just a farce. You come into a room filled with 50 people and they don't talk to you. There's very little interaction.
Helmut Jahn
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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Its real. Everybody wants to be a part of something thats real. And a person like me, Im down to Earth. Im from the hood to Hollywood. I mess with people from all walks of life. I reach out and touch some people in the best way that I can. And I guess Im kind of a likeable guy. Even with having so many friends from different many states, I always went to those states and lived there and ended up finding a friend or two that I liked and I wanted to see them do good too. So that was my mission, to really just try to help as many people as I can to do good. It didnt make no different of color; if you was Black, white, Chinese, Hispanic I messed with all kinds of people. And that was my mission to bring something real to the industry where I felt there was a lot of fake-ism.
Big Meech
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As the global expansion of Indian and Chinese restaurants suggests, xenophobia is directed against foreign people, not foreign cultural imports.
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Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
Mo Rocca
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