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If you want something expensive, you should ask your grandparents.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
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I wish you were as productive as your rectum is.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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You're only as good as your last haircut.
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I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
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Never floss with a stranger.
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I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
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Sorry I'm more emotionally available to my cat than I am to you.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
George Burns
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I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you.
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You gotta keep the funny intact.
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Dont change I want to forget you just the way you are.
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Dont play stupid with me Im better at it!
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Never fly the 'A' model of anything.
Ed Thompson
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My inner child is not wounded.
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Never fight an inanimate object.
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I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
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