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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
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The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
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It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.
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It's funny how it unfolds when you shaking that tree. Look at me.
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I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
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I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
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I watched a po..o once, it was really funny.
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It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
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Pain now...beer later.
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