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My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
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I watched a po..o once, it was really funny.
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You think you're a wit, and you're probably half right.
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Let's have some new cliches.
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We have paralysis by analysis.
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You're not slow. You're just enjoying the course.
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You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.
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I think, therefore I am. I'm pink, therefore Im spam.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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We are not hypocrites in our sleep.
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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Congratulations on probably not dying alone.
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Run like you stole something.
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My knob tastes funny.
Ralph Wiggum
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