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Funny Daughter In Lawn Quotes & Sayings
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright
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Don't marry a man who doesn't love his mother and a woman who hasn't been a good daughter.
Unknown
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Unknown
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Every year your Birthday makes us just a little sad because we know that you'll have grown up one more year, gone away from us a little more and would have made new friends to spend your time with. But you will always stay with us in our hearts. Wherever you are today dear daughter, we wish you a splendid Happy Birthday. May all your dreams for the future come true.
Unknown
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The thing I love is that my home life hasn't changed. I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn.
Taylor Lautner
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Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Charles M Schulz
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Tim Allen
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They say that from the instant he lays eyes on her, a father adores his daughter. Whoever she grows up to be, she is always to him that little girl in pigtails. She makes him feel like Christmas. In exchange, he makes a secret promise not to see the awkwardness of her teenage years, the mistakes she makes or the secrets she keeps.
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I basically grew up in the woods. There were deer on my lawn. It was totally awesome. That's why I'm so socially weird.
Kat Dennings
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Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion! Shout aloud, O daughter of Jerusalem! Behold, your king is coming to you; righteous and having salvation is he, humble and mounted on a donkey, on a colt, the foal of a donkey. -Zechariah 9:9
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A daughter needs a loving, available, predictable father or father figure who can be counted on, whether divorced or at home. She needs his best paternal intentions, even if his efforts occasionally fall short. She needs his maturity and limit setting and s..ual oppositeness, so that she can function with confidence in the wider world of adult love and work.
Victoria Secunda
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A mother's treasure is her daughter.
Unknown
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The thing I love is that my home life hasnt changed. I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn. Theres some things you just have to live with.
Taylor Lautner
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You're a rag-trade girl, you're the queen of po.., you're the easiest lay on the White House lawn.
The Rolling Stones
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Bush proposed a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. Some saw the move as an attempt to preserve traditional values, while others saw it as a cynical ploy to ensure that Vice President...Cheney will never have to pay for his gay daughter's wedding.
Jon Stewart
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It's hard and sometimes it's scary. It still amazes my mother. I went home for Christmas one year and there were fans all over the front lawn, hoping to see me.
Luke Perry
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It's hard and sometimes it's scary. It still amazes my mother. I went home for Christmas one year and there were fans all over the front lawn, hoping to see me.
Luke Perry
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My daughter is a freshman in college and my son is - well, our daughter and our son - is a sophomore in college. So they come home on selected weekends, they come home on vacations and they're home in the summer, although they have jobs.
Erika Slezak
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We wish, hope and pray that you get whatever you wished for all your life? Your college degree, a great life partner, that apartment on the beach side and most importantly good health, prosperity, satisfaction and a great life. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday dear daughter.
Unknown
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You've got a movie where the pro-choice family gives their daughter no choice. The pro-life family murders. What seems to be the good mother, the kind of hippie painter, sweet and cute mother has no love for her daughter really.
Ellen Barkin
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