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One person's crazyness is another person's reality.
Tim Burton
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A finished person is a boring person.
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A person who never learned to appreciate you is exactly the same person who will never learn to love you.
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Being with the wrong person does nothing but keep you one step further from finding the right person
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I have become a different person. I don't know whether this person is better, he certainly is not happier.
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Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want most, is the person you're best without.
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A person is a person because he recognizes others as persons.
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A person's a person, no matter how small.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
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I'm a good person. In most ways. But I'm beginning to think that being a good person in most ways doesn't count for anything very much, if you're a bad person in one way.
Nick Hornby
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
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We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong person. But one thing is sure, mistakes help us find the right person.
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When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience
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To a suspicious person, everybody seems suspect; to a resentful person, every action is worthy of resentment. Similarly, to a loving person, everybody is worthy of love; every occasion is an opportunity to practice love.
Senora Roy
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