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Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.
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Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....
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The harder you try to be funny, the less funny you will be.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls.
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
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We think that democracy can change a lot of things, but we're being fooled, because democracy is not the election. We've been taught that democracy is having elections. And it isn't. Elections are the most horrendous aspect of democracy. It's the most mundane, trivial, disappointing, dirty aspect.
Gael Garcia Bernal
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Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
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I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014.
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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