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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned.
Judith Viorst
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Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
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When life gives you a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys Just Dance!:D
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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...
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Age should not have its face lifted, but it should rather teach the world to admire wrinkles as the etchings of experience and the firm line of character.
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David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny.
Martin Short
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When karma finally hits you in the face, I will be there, just incase it needs some help.
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People say everything happens for a reason... well when I punch you in the face remember that happened for a reason!
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It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.
Jack Handey
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I want to grow old without facelifts... I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I've made. Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you.
Marilyn Monroe
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Spooning For girls: A nice, warm and cozy cuddle. For guys: A dead arm, a face full of hair and a awkward boner that you can't do anything about.
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A good friend helps you when you fall. A Best Friends laughs in your face and trips you again!
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Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own.
Logan P Smith
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party every weekend, hardly ever home, dont see me face to face so you have to talk about me when I gone.
Wiz Khalifa
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Here's my 'duck face' because it's the only face I know how to do. Should I be worried it might get suck like this for life?
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I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face.
Kevin Hart
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Butter face? Pizza face? Why do ugly people sound so delicious?
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I'll happily mentor anyone who wants mentoring, and most of that goes on by internet rather than face to face.
Bernard Cornwell
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Somehow our devils are never quite what we expect when we meet them face to face.
Nelson DeMille
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