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Funny Facebook Relationship Statusnship Statuss Quotes & Sayings
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Women who complain are like yellow traffic lights. Nobody really pays attention to them.
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I'm pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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I'm glad there will be an iPhone that's affordable to the sweatshop workers who make iPhones.
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
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I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent...
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I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...'That looks tasty, I'm gonna eat that.'
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hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
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I wonder if there will be a day where they were fu..ing sick of making calendars?
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There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
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My wife and I are trying to have a child. But it's so hard to take one out of Chuck E Cheese without anyone noticing...
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I last longer than Obamacare call center wait times.
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I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
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I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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I lose all respect for myself when I bite my own tongue. I've been chewing for decades, how did I manage to f*ck that up?
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The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop...
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