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Funny Facebook Relationship Statusnship Statuss Quotes & Sayings
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I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
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That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved.
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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Wanna hear a joke about my pe..s? Never mind, it's too long.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet.
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The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.
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That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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If you're not working on trying to be mine then you shouldn't be worrying about who's consuming my time.
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That awkward moment when a Facebook relationship status update not only informs you that youre now suddenly single, but that youve also been replaced before you were even broken up with.
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The next generation wouldn't know the joy of making new friends by approaching them, they just search and add them.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
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If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none.
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Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.
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If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.
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Okay, Seriously. Facebook isn't your psychologist. If your crying go get a tissue.
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