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Funny Facebook Relationship Statusnship Statuss Quotes & Sayings
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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
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Dear Google: They are only using you to get to me! Sincerely Wikipedia
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Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha
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Dear inventors of Tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
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The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.
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China is only winning the Olympics because they made all the equipment...
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s..ually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch.
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So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.
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I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'
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I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fu.. up I will just hit them all at once.
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I have a memory foam mattress...and I really hope that it doesn't remember everything.
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
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Complaining about wanting a relationship just makes you look more desprate then you are.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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Hope you're feeling okay after being s..ually violated by Miley Cyrus last night.
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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Started writing poetry the other day. POETR, it's coming along nicely.
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Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture?
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