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Funny Facebook Wit Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Facebook Wit" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
Kevin McCarty
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
Unknown
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I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fu.. up.
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I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
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The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
Saket Narayan
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If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer.
Unknown
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If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fu.. you are doin' wit your life.
Katt Williams
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Ritu Ghatourey
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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...
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I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people.
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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