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Funny German Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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But as a German - and I am German-born - we Germans are condemned once again to be radical revisionists.
Ernst Zundel
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There is nothing false or arrogant about German pride in German technical and business skills.
Douglas Hurd
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German militarism and Nazism have devastated twice in our generation the lands of German neighbors.
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America took me into her bosom when there was no longer a country worthy of the name, but in my heart I am German - German in my soul.
Marlene Dietrich
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I did that all the more, if I may say so, because I was aware of the fact that there is an inclination to go to extremes in German people, and in the German character generally.
Fritz Sauckel
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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Very little changed fundamentally, except that the proud German soldier had turned into a defeated bundle of misery and the great German army had disintegrated.
George Grosz
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What do they call Church pastors in Germany? German Shepherds.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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I knew German history well, and out of my experiences in the rest of the world I believed to know the German kind; therefore I never doubted that, although for the time being all indications were against it, one day a change would come.
Gustav Krupp
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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