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Funny German Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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The best thing I can think of would be to create a union between something as beautiful and powerful and wonderful as Hollywood films and a criticism of the status quo. That's my dream, to make such a German film.
Rainer W Fassbinder
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The carrying out of the Potsdam Agreement has, however, been obstructed by the failure of the Allied Control Council to take the necessary steps to enable the German economy to function as an economic unit.
James F Byrnes
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Consider well this fact: As long as the German people does not arise and use force directed by its own will, the assassination of the people will continue.
Karl Liebknecht
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I shot down some German planes and I got shot down myself, crashing in a burst of flames and crawling out, getting rescued by brave soldiers.
Roald Dahl
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Most people have no imagination. If they could imagine the sufferings of others, they would not make them suffer so. What separated a German mother from a French mother?
Ernst Toller
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Reduced to a miserable mass level, the level of a Hitler, German Romanticism broke out into hysterical barbarism.
Thomas Mann
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A German immersed in any civilization different from his own loses a weight equivalent in volume to the amount of intelligence he displaces.
Jose Bergamin
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I just keep praying for patience....5 kids & 2 German Shepard carpooling today, & lots of sibling fighting....Patience please.
Brooke Burke
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I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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Envy eats nothing but its own heart
German Proverb
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Work makes free
German Proverb
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Politeness is what warmth is to wax
German Proverb
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To change and to change for the better are two different things.
German Proverb
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The devil is in the details
German Proverb
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Never give advice unasked.
German Proverb
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Necessity teaches all things
German Proverb
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To change and to change for the better are two different things.
German Proverb
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One does evil enough when one does nothing good
German Proverb
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Over 30 years ago, Airbus was founded by a European consortium of French, German, and later Spanish and British companies to compete in the large commercial aircraft industry with U.S.
Norm Dicks
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In the Second World War, they're talking about the Japanese traitors and putting them into concentration camps. But companies like DuPont had factories in Germany turning out stuff for the German Army.
Rob Walton
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