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Funny Good Morningingtion Gym Quotes & Sayings
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I grew up in a big Irish, Catholic family. My dad was a pretty rough guy. So one of my brothers left home when he was 15 and found his way to the gym. It gave me the opportunity to go and spend some time with him and work out in the gym.
Gerry Cooney
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I've found the best gym, Doug's Gym on Commerce. I think the guy who owns it has forgotten more about fitness than most people will ever learn. And it seems like he's had the same equipment since the Korean War. The first day I went there, I asked him if he had any cardio machines, and he threw me a jump rope.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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Hmmm me and Travis are really good at ping-pong! Im not really competitive, but thats because I know I can beat him.
Gym Class Heroes
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There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.
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I remember going to gym class one day and there was all kinds of profanity written all over my gym locker...Just mine. And it just said the most horrendous, awful things, ranging from s..ual orientation to race to religion to social status. And it sticks with you and it hurts. And I went home and I cried. I didn't want to go to school.
Lady Gaga
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Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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I dont really think we had any real revelation when we were a couple 14 and 15-year-old kids about the bands name. It was more just a name that was funny and suitable at the time. Its kind of like that friend who sleeps on your couch and just wont go away, who just hangs around forever.
Gym Class Heroes
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Yoga has trimmed my body in a way that the gym never could. I used to be a gym rat, but I switched to yoga and am now almost 10 pounds lighter. One important thing I've gotten from yoga is breathing. When I'm cooking, the top part of my body collapses down. It cuts off my diaphragm.
Giada De Laurentiis
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I try to stay in shape, I work out in the gym, take my vitamins every day, and I guess maybe I have some good genes, but lately I've been feeling it. You know, after all these years it does catch up with you. But just for now.
Regis Philbin
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I had to get up run in the morning for 2 hours, go to the gym and also get good opponents as sparring partners because I'm a big believer in that how you train is how you will fight at least when it came to me that's how it worked.
Alexis Arguello
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Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.
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I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!'
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Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.
Sophie Tucker
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It's like going to the gym everyday. It really is. I work hard on my craft, I sweat a little bit, I run a little bit, I might sprain an ankle every now and them, but it's all good and the more you do it, the more in shape you are and it's like a machine.
Nia Long
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