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Funny Hilarious Unheard Facebook St Quotes & Sayings
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again.
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May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
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Be careful who you tell a secret, some peoples' way of keeping secrets is posting them on Facebook.
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
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I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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