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Why do they call it a 'Wonder Bra?' Maybe its because when you take it off you wonder where your boobs went.
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It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man.
Steven Hill
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People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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I'm just calling to make sure you still didn't want me to ever call you again.
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If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
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If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own d..k on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's d..ks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own d..k? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.
Marilyn Manson
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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Please feel free to call me if your marriage falls apart.
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You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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People call it 'jealousy' I call it 'fear of losing you.'
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What do they call Church pastors in Germany? German Shepherds.
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When devil worshippers get a sunburn, they should call them SaTANs. Get it? Cause he's red? And they are now? Oh, shut up. I'm funny.
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Call me the girl that no one ever noticed. Call me the girl who no one ever cared about. Call me the girl that you can pass in the hall and not give a damn. Call me the Forgotten.
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Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away, he got away with it. But most of the people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it! Actually he was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who have ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!
Peter Griffin
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Call it vanity, call it arrogant presumption, call it what you wish, but I would grope for the nearest open grave if I had no newspaper to work for, no need to search for and sometimes find the winged word that just fits, no keen wonder over what each unfolding day may bring.
Bob Considine
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Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
George M Cohan
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