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Funny Husband Birthdayholes Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Birthday to the best husband in the world. I feel so blessed to have found true love in your arms. I feel so proud to call you my husband. May you be blessed with all that you have ever dreamt of.
Unknown
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Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
John Parrott
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
Joan Rivers
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I try to be the best husband I can be, and if people respect that, that's cool. But there's no perfect husband. We just all try to do the best we can, you know what I mean?
Nick Lachey
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God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass
Thomas Fuller
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My ex husband is my only weakness. When he tells me he loves me my heart melts.
Unknown
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He's my favorite ex-husband. We get along great. I love to fish, and he has some beautiful property down there.
Jane Fonda
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A wife asked her husband, Do you love me? Her husband laughed and stayed silent. And said, then why am I here all these years.
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Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Gemini and he's an asshole.
Unknown
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My dad saw my husband's boss at a conference, and he said to stop paying my husband until we produce children.
Jenna Bush
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I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]
Roseanne
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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.
Unknown
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You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-husband.
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I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Unknown
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Then I was lucky I met with my future husband, and I started new life with my husband, and I was happy again. He was a musician. I start to travel with him through Europe also and around the former Soviet Union.
Olga Korbut
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The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
William Blackstone
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Yeah, it's tough being smart and s..y, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.
Tina Fey
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