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Dear future husband, don't be scared that I have the wedding all planned out already. I've had it planned since I was 7.
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My husband. He keeps me grounded. If I were in the world on my own, it would all be much more seductive. But I'm in a relationship that has nothing to do with the film world.
Emily Watson
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Once a Virgo man is ready to settle down, he will be the best husband and provider ever. But only when he is ready.
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When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, theres a reason.
Molly McGee
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Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
Angelina Jolie
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I would like not only to have a successful band, but I want to have children, a home, and a husband. Two or three. Children, not husbands!!!
Caroline Corr
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God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass
Thomas Fuller
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It's about a father and daughter and the daughter's friend and her relationship with her current husband.
Ismail Merchant
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My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it
Dottie Archibald
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The military is my husband's mistress & sometimes that bi... gets all the attention.
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I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as one has an alibi.
Anita Brookner
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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther
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My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, What if shes ugly? Youre ugly.
Beverly Johnson
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The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous
Henry Louis Mencken
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Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman's husband.
Unknown
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I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away.
Catherine Deneuve
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I know my limitations, and I don't like politics. I was only involved because of my husband.
Corazon Aquino
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Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
Tina Brown
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My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding.
Anita Diament
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All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
Franklin P Jones
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