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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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Never say 'that won't happen to me'. Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.
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Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.
Alfred Whitney Griswold
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Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.
Alfred Whitney Griswold
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
Marty Feldman
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A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!
Jerry Dennis
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Congratulations on your new job that you probably won't like any better.
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I hope the colder weather won't deter you from continuing to wear slutty summer dresses to the office.
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Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.
Todd Rundgren
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I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That shits dangerous.
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The 1st period is won by the best technician. The 2nd period is won by the kid in the best shape. The 3rd period is won by the kid with the biggest heart.
Dan Gable
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Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.
Alfred Whitney Griswold
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Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas.
Alfred Whitney Griswold
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It's funny when people say they see a lot of Madonna in me. I just feel so flattered because I love her and I am just her biggest fan. She is very strong. I love the way she does interviews -you know you won't get anything past her
Lady Gaga
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So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give up drunk texting for Lent.
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Just look at who won the third debate between Bush and Gore. I knew Bush won, because people liked him more. People just didn't like Gore. But all the journalists thought Gore won big, he cleaned the guy's clock.
Chris Matthews
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Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
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True love won't lie, but you won't know unless you give it a try. Cupid doesn't lie, but you won't know unless you give it a try.
Beatrice Potter Webb
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Won't tell anybody how you turn my world around. Won't tell anyone how your voice is my favourite sound.
Cheryl Cole
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