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Funny Jokes About Parents Raising Teenagers Quotes & Sayings
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If you are single you don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents.
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Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you're a Jew.
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Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
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Congratulations to Snooki on proving everything every girl's parents ever told them is wrong.
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The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become just like them-thus preserving the system.
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have s.. with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
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Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "ME" and "Ugly" starts with "U".
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Teenagers have time + energy, but no money. Middle age people have money + energy, but no time. Old people have time + money, but no energy.
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
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I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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My parents were really strict when I was growing up. When we all went to the theatre to see the first Scary Movie I warned my momma when I told her to get up and go and buy popcorn, she had to go and buy popcorn. But I'd like to think that I'd broken my parents in early. At least because I could have been part of a raunchier movie so that when I go on to play a crack whor.. that's naked all the time my parents won't be so upset.
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I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I used to believe in freedom of speech until I had to pay my first phone bill.
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We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully.
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