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Funny Jokes About Parents Raising Teenagers Quotes & Sayings
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There are three sides to an argument, your side, my side, and the right side, which is still my side!
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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Jack Handey
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Bob Hope
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two youare referee
David Frost
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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Parents lend children their experience and a vicarious memory; children endow their parents with a vicarious immortality.
George Santayana
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
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I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea', there was only one thing to do-break his head. When I got older, I realized that you shouldn't do it that way. I realized that you've got to do it through education. Children are not to blame. It is the parents. How can a child know whether his playmate is an Italian, a Jew or Irish, unless the parents have discussed it in the privacy of their homes.
Frank Sinatra
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Boy: is your name Google?, Girl: No!!... Why? Boy: Because you got everything I am searching for
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When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program.
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How can children credit the assertions of parents, which their own eyes show them to be false? Few parents act in such a manner as much to enforce their maxims by the credit of their lives
Samuel Johnson
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For a mother the project of raising a boy is the most fulfilling project she can hope for. She can watch him, as a child, play the games she was not allowed to play; she can invest in him her ideas, aspirations, ambitions, and values -- or whatever she has left of them; she can watch her son, who came from her flesh and whose life was sustained by her work and devotion, embody her in the world. So while the project of raising a boy is fraught with ambivalence and leads inevitably to bitterness, it is the only project that allows a woman to be -- to be through her son, to live through her son.
Andrea Dworkin
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From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.
R D Laing
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One reason I live with my parents is to beat Thanksgiving traffic.
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The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.
Confucius
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