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Funny Lazy P Quotes & Sayings
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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I always believe that ultimately, if people are paying attention, then we get good government and good leadership. And when we get lazy, as a democracy and civically start taking shortcuts, then it results in bad government and politics.
Barack Obama
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
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Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve.
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing
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Christmas gift shopping is cancelled due to the world ending Dec 23.
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Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.
Terry Mark
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You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character.
David R Ellis
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Comedy is way more difficult than drama. What I might find funny, the editor might not find funny. They might choose the reaction shot from Take 4 with my line from Take 1 with my next line from Take 7, and then the timing that I was trying to do does not come across.
Neil Patrick Harris
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That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.
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