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Getting my dragon was perhaps the biggest surprise. I was in Amsterdam and got a little crazy, dropping my pants at a tattoo parlour and woke up the next morning and saw this really funny dragon. Ive always wanted a dragon but this one had a funny blue tongue. To me a dragon is very much a woman, strong and elegant.
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Hussein Nishah
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
Nikhil Saluja
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Childrens librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? Ill get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid.
John Green
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Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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This 2016 my resolution is to complete the resolution of 2015 that I should have completed in 2014.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
Billy Bob Thornton
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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Let's resolve to repeat last year's mistakes.
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Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.
Chris Pratt
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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