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Funny Lunch Time Quotes & Sayings
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I'm so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized.
Unknown
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.
Hussein Nishah
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
Stephen Wright
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I was nine or 10 years old and my father was sacked on Christmas Day. He was a manager, the results had not been good, he lost a game on December 22 or 23. On Christmas Day, the telephone rang and he was sacked in the middle of our lunch.
Jose Mourinho
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
Unknown
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Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking!
Unknown
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Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the best time to write.
William Faulkner
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We're happy that you were able to come to the wedding despite not having time to RSVP with the self addressed, pre-paid envelope we sent you months ago.
Unknown
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Your lordship, though not clean past your youth, have yet some smack of age in you, some relish of the saltiness of time.
William Shakespeare
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Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
Tori Amos
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When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.
Francois Truffaut
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The world's a better place, because of folk like you. Who take the time to do nice things, the way you always do. Happy Boss Day!
Unknown
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Each age has deemed the new-born year. The fittest time for festal cheer.
Sir Walter Scott
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Its about time I got out of that cookie.
Unknown
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I think, at 19, I was very grown-up in certain ways and extremely not so in others. If I had come on to a movie set at that age and someone had said, 'You're a bit funny-looking, can you go on a diet?' I might have jumped off a building. I just didn't have the confidence to put that into perspective at the time.
Kate Beckinsale
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They say that time heals all wounds, unfortunately it's not just time. It's what you do during that time that will allow wounds to heal. Time by it's self is not enough...Treat yourself like you would your career, invest in you and the payback is priceless!
Billy Lewis
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You will recognize, my boy, the first sign of age: it is when you go out into the streets of London and realize for the first time how young the policemen look.
Seymour Hicks
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All good things must come to an end, but all bad things can continue forever.
Thornton Wilder
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a pe..s, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
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