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Funny Lunch Time Quotes & Sayings
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One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
Zac Efron
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The NFL lockout is inspiring me to follow my dream of finding new ways to avoid spending time with my family.
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It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it.
Owen Wilson
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My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys...Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.
Michelle Landry
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One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
Zac Efron
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Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
Lenny Bruce
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
Tom Sims
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I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage...funny how life works out like that.
Rachel Roy
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We name time when we say: every thing has its time. This means: everything which actually is, every being comes and goes at the right time and remains for a time during the time allotted to it. Every thing has its time.
Martin Heidegger
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I cried myself to sleep last night because of you. The next day you apologized. Thats funny that you think youre automatically worth my time again. Ha, guess not.
Unknown
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On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on earth...
Rick Sutter
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My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
Unknown
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I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.
Harold Brodkey
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!
Colin Mochrie
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The next time someone asks you, 'Hey, how did you get to be a homos..ual anyway?' tell them, 'Homos..uals are chosen first on talent, then interview. The swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them.'
Karen Williams
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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
Trey Parker
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I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences.
Ronny Cox
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I don't think there has been any increase in sophistication in the audience. When people are aware of a concept that's easy to understand, and there's an actor who will attract them to the theater and it's a movie that's funny three-quarters of the time, it will be successful.
David Zucker
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