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Funny Making Food Quotes & Sayings
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen
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I went into McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." And the girl behind the counter says, "Would you like fries with that?"
Jay Leno
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I want someone to look at me, the way that I look at Chocolate Cake.
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We'd go out in Larry's hippie van and drive out all around Dallas. He loved Chinese food, he'd go in and say. Remember me Major Nelson, me and my friends here are making this show called Dallas, have you got a table for us? It would work every time.
Steve Kanaly
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
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Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.
Ralph Bergengren
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Number one rule of dieting: If it tastes good, spit it out.
Unknown
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Bored as a fat person without food...
Unknown
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Dear food, either stop being delicious or stop making me fat. You can no longer continue to do both.
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A brave man who climbs trees is food for their roots
Maori Proverb
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When people have food: 'hey, sharing is caring.' When I have food: 'go away you filthy peasants.'
Unknown
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It's almost seems as though there's a battle going on between the public and all the fast-food establishments, and, believe me, I think it's very tasty food.
Regis Philbin
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Some of the food in Liquor is food I've really eaten filtered through a veil of fiction.
Poppy Z Brite
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It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available
Ronald Reagan
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I like food. I like eating. And I don't want to deprive myself of good food.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Fine. Don't respond to my text. I like food better than I like you anyways.
Unknown
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Joan Rivers
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It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life
Emmet Fox
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He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food
Raymond Chandler
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