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Funny Making Food Quotes & Sayings
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I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.
Unknown
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It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
Alan Ladd
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips...
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Learn making friends, making art, making time, making love. It'll take you a long way.
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Life excites me. I'm not talking about appearing in movies or doing interviews, but just little, normal, everyday things. Getting out of bed. Getting dressed. Making food. I find it all exciting, you know?
Liv Tyler
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I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.
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If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.
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I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value.
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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
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I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.
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Given the amount of food I plan to gorge on this year, I'm not confident in the integrity of this chair's construction.
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your a.. before having a shit.
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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
Robert Orben
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