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Funny Making Food Quotes & Sayings
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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You know, it's funny... when you're making money, people don't think you're playing jazz. Now when you're not making money, people think that you're a good jazz musician.
Pete Fountain
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We live in a strange world where the poor walk miles to get food, and the rich walk miles to digest food.
Mufti Ismail Menk
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Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.
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I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.
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Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes
Bob Thaves
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
George Bernard Shaw
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'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first.
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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In Los Angeles I started using a delivery service which only delivers fresh and healthy food. Even in the morning I have a bag with healthy food delivered to me. Ive never in my life lived as healthy as I do now. Of course I miss homemade food, but Im on my own or on the go most of the time. And I cant cook myself. I only just manage to make some toast. I dont seem to have the genetic endowments for it. Im incapable to tell what tastes good and what doesnt.
Robert Pattinson
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Food - taken to support life Wine - taken to enrichen life Food and Wine - taken to fulfill life
John Kenneth Galbraith
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Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I cant stand cheating on you. Let's break up.
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize: Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'Id like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
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Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
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