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Funny Making Food Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Making Food" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Mark Twain
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Mark Twain
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Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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This salad would taste a lot better if it were a cupcake...
Unknown
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Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Unknown
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We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f*cking lactose intolerance?!
Chris Rock
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When poets write about food it is usually celebratory. Food as the thing-in-itself, but also the thoughtful preparation of meals, the serving of meals, meals communally shared: a sense of the sacred in the profane.
Joyce Carol Oates
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
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If I am wearing an apron, shits about to get crazy in the kitchen.
Unknown
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I admire your use of the Food Network as a distraction from your eating disorder.
Unknown
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
Unknown
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Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
Unknown
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Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked.
Unknown
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Be curious, learn and read as much as you can about food. Don't worry about making money. Focus on learning at various venues before you settle down for a steady position.
Rocco DiSpirito
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Living creatures are nourished by food, and food is nourished by rain; rain itself is the water of life, which comes from selfless worship and service.
Bhagavad Gita
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So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.
Unknown
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I want the type of relationship that Rick Ross has with his refrigerator.
Unknown
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Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.
Unknown
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Domino's Pizza: 'Now made with real cheese!' Me: What the fu.. did you use before!?
Unknown
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One day, Im gonna make the onions cry...
Tanya Bianco
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