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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
Steven Wright
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Eric Morecambe
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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
Sam Ewing
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
Dan Whitney
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I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again.
Milt Kamen
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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period.
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