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Funny Marriage Drinking Quotes & Sayings
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Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
Gloria Steinem
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
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They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a heteros..ual guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel. The sanctity of marriage has been saved!
Lea DeLaria
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
Scottish Proverb
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I'm worried we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol.
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Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow...
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Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.
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The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
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Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your alcoholism.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach...
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henry Youngman
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I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.
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Can my broken marriage be saved after a separation? There are many reasons to be hopeful when trying restore your marriage after an estrangement. Often a separation can be helpful for a marriage in crisis. Especially if the time apart can serve as an occasion for you and your spouse to take a break from the emotional strain of your marital troubles.
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Very soon the shadow will give way to Reality. The partial will pass into the Perfect. The foretaste will lead to the Banquet. The troubled path will end in Paradise. A hundred candle-lit evenings will come to their consummation in the marriage supper of the Lamb. And this momentary marriage will be swallowed up by Life. Christ will be all and in all. And the purpose of marriage will be complete.
John Piper
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I don't know what it takes to make marriage work, but I'm going to keep trying until I get it right. I haven't given up on love or marriage.
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