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Funny Marriage Drinking Quotes & Sayings
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash
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I'm against gay marriage. I think marriage is a sacred union between a man and a pregnant woman.
Craig Kilborn
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Samuel Johnson
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
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When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are going to enjoy talking with this woman up into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory, but most of the time you are together will be devoted to conversation.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out...
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Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .
Ritu Ghatourey
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henry Youngman
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth even if he is right is married.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
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