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Funny Marriage Drinking Quotes & Sayings
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It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show them up.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Bill Cosby
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
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If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...
Jim Jefferies
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I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.
Unknown
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent!
Unknown
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage
Erica Jong
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There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
Norman Mailer
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Hold up your cups and sing along, to one more drinking song.
Jerrod Niemann
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I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
Paris Hilton
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I quite drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.
Freddie Hubbard
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I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.
Jack Osbourne
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If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
Edward Koc
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If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
Edward Koch
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The people who marry make a good marriage not marriage in itself.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Wishing you the best of times in your marriage. May your love bloom brighter and your marriage grow sweeter with each passing day. Congratulations on your marriage.
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Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three meals a day, sharing the workload and remembering to carry out the trash
Dr Joyce Brothers
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