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Funny Metaphors Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls.
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Silence is an ocean. Speech is a river. When the ocean is searching for you, don't walk into the river. Listen to the ocean.
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A true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away, a true friend is like the air sometimes silent but always around you.
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
Jennifer Connelly
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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
Lucy Liu
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
Wanda Sykes
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
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I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.
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It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.
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Life is like a chain. The stronger pulls the average and the latter, the weak. So, do not break this chain. If you do so, you have either forget who pulled you and made you think you are strong or you have just made some bad choices.
Dimitrios Petropoulos
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The bad news is time flies like an arrow and the good news is the bow is in your hands.
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