TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Metaphors Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Metaphors" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Metaphors
Women
Complicated Love
Complicated Relationship
Funny
Humor
Funny Facebook Status
Change
Influence
Writers
Relationship Advice
Being A Woman
Fishing
Jokes
Advice
Age
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Show more
Being Disappointed
People Change
Hunting
Funny Marriage
Relationships
Men
Dogs
Love
Cute
Destruction
Broken Love
Boys Suck
Accomplishment
Computers
Negativity
Silly
Witty
Funny New Year
Funny New Years Resolution
Funny Workout
Fitness Jokes
Clothes
Funny Lazy
Worry
Saying
Words Of Wisdom
All I Want Is You
Happiness
Being In Love
QUOTES
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
Unknown
1833 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Ex Boyfriend quotes
Failed Relationships quotes
Smile quotes
Sponsored Links
Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
7 Likes
Sometimes fate is like a small sandstorm that keeps changing directions. You change direction but the sandstorm chases you. You turn again, but the storm adjusts. Over and over you play this out, like some ominous dance with death just before dawn.
Unknown
17 Likes
Fate quotes
Destiny quotes
Change quotes
Metaphors quotes
Complicated Life quotes
Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you gotta be on lock.
Unknown
64 Likes
Funny quotes
Summer quotes
Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
Unknown
8 Likes
New Year Funny quotes
Funny New Year quotes
Sponsored Links
What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.
Paul Feig
1 Likes
It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Unknown
363 Likes
Funny quotes
Irony quotes
Gossip quotes
Rumors quotes
Trash Talk quotes
Fake People quotes
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
20 Likes
Funny quotes
God quotes
Funny Catholic quotes
I hope your summer is just like a little box filled with surprises.
Unknown
103 Likes
Funny quotes
Highschool quotes
Yearbook quotes
Funny Summer quotes
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
1546 Likes
Funny quotes
Death quotes
Sponsored Links
True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
Unknown
76 Likes
Funny quotes
Excitement quotes
Laziness quotes
Funny Lazy quotes
Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.
Unknown
5 Likes
New Year Funny quotes
Funny New Year quotes
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....
Unknown
743 Likes
Funny quotes
Computer quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.
Unknown
100 Likes
Being Lazy quotes
Funny quotes
Laziness quotes
Funny Lazy quotes
It's funny because it's funny.
David Spade
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
The harder you try to be funny, the less funny you will be.
Unknown
2 Likes
The root of all health is in the brain. The trunk of it is in emotion. The branches and leaves are the body. The flower of health blooms when all parts work together.
Unknown
18 Likes
Metaphors quotes
Health quotes
Mind quotes
Body quotes
Emotion quotes
Life is like a train journey in which at every next station new passenger board the train and left it when there destination arrive.
Anurag Prakash Ray
9 Likes
Life quotes
Life Journey quotes
Metaphors quotes
Experience quotes
Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
Unknown
147 Likes
Funny quotes
Exercise quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Fitness quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
Unknown
574 Likes
Being Young quotes
Fun quotes
Funny quotes
Stupidity quotes
Old Age quotes
Memories quotes
Experience quotes
Amazing Life quotes
1
...
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 17
Beauty Pageant
Being Ignored
Being In Love
Being Kind
Better Off Without You
Business
Change
Christianity
Complicated Love
Confidence
Enemies
Fathers
Inspiring
Love
Mafia
Marxism
Nature
Role Model
Success
Tact
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™