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Funny Monday Say Quotes & Sayings
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
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People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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