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Funny Mother Daug Quotes & Sayings
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
Unknown
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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. - Barney Stinson
How I Met Your Mother
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Hey autocorrect, stop messing with my damn curse words. You mother forklift.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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But the greatest lovethe love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother...Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Russ Meneve
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A father is someone that holds your hand at the fair makes sure you do what your mother says holds back your hair when you are sick brushes that hair when it is tangled because mother is too busy lets you eat ice cream for breakfast but only when mother is away he walks you down the aisle and tells you everythings gonna be ok.
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I have journalism everywhere-mother, father, aunts, uncle and grandparents. I think I have a strong journalistic streak in me-I'm really critical and analytical. It's funny, because my husband is Italian, and Italians have this tendency to exaggerate all the time.
Olivia Wilde
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Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'
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The older I get, the more I see The power of that young woman, my mother.
Sharon Olds
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My mother had handed down respect for the possibilities...and the will to grasp them.
Alice Walker
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To a child's ear, "mother" is magic in any language.
Arlene Benedict
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The best medicine in the world is a mother's kiss.
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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
Rudyard Kipling
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When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
Sophia Loren
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A mother who is obsessing about being thin and dieting and exercising is not going to be a very good mother.
Jane Fonda
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They try to blame everybody else. The reality is you got pregnant cause you wanted to get 'turnt up' but you ended up becoming a mother.
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A busy mother makes slothful daughters.
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I blame my mother for nothing, but forgive her for everything.
Mary J Blige
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My Queen, My Mother, I offer myself entirely to thee. And to show my devotion to thee, I offer thee this day, my eyes, my ears, my mouth, my heart, my whole being without reserve. Wherefore, good Mother, as I am thine own, keep me, guard me as thy property and possession. Amen. -Morning Consecration to Mary
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