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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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When we root-root-root for the home team, we're rooting for our home as much as the team.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
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I'm the opposite of home sick, I'm sick of being home.
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Theres a lot of great things about being a newlywed. I mean, Im still in the honeymoon phase, so everything is great and amazing. Youre really not going anywhere, so theres no point in arguing...thats what weve figured out. And your insecurities get cut out a little bit. Weve balanced our work and our personal lives; we really dont talk about work when we come home. Wed get home and talk about just the normal daily things in life.
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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Me? Behave? Seriously!! As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe & had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance & Shaggy and Scooby-doo were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine!
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Theres a lot of great things about being a newlywed. I mean, Im still in the honeymoon phase, so everything is great and amazing. Youre really not going anywhere, so theres no point in arguing thats what weve figured out. And your insecurities get cut out a little bit. Weve balanced our work and our personal lives; we really dont talk about work when we come home. Wed get home [after shooting] and talk about just the normal daily things in life.
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Just came home and made 200 grand blew it all in Waikiki. Just came home and made 200 grand blew it all with Luigi.
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I love Canada, but it is amazing that I always have to leave home to make movies. Almost for the duration of my career in the U.S., I haven't been able to get arrested back home. When I did Fetching Cody in Vancouver in 2005, I started blipping on Canada's radar, but it broke my heart not to be cast in more Canadian films since my heart literally has a maple leaf tattooed over it. If I had my druthers and I got to any level in my career where I could dictate where movies got shot, they would all be there.
Jay Baruchel
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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